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Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
mugGet the Dumb-fag cum-ragmug.

fag

literally me frfrfrf
- FAG
- YH?
by 3owl January 27, 2025
mugGet the fagmug.

Fag

You fag
by niggafag7 July 8, 2018
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

Someone who plays an absurd amount of CSGO
John: I play CSGO
Rational thinker: you're a fag
by Jikkelstikkel August 15, 2018
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

Fag (făg) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
Judge 1: “We are really trying to understand this. How is it that you boys think referring to gay people as ‘fags’ in today's world is acceptable?”

Kyle: exasperated “Because we're not referring to gay people! You can be gay and not be a fag.”

Stan: “Yeah, a lot of fags aren't gay.”

Judge 2: “I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think I'm a ‘fag’?”

Stan: “Do you ride a big, loud Harley and go up and down the streets, ruining everyone's nice time?”

Judge 2: “No.”

Stan: “Then you're not a fag.”
by thirsty4waters April 1, 2022
mugGet the Fagmug.

fag bag

A good phrase for making fun of someone
Dude you're such a fag bag.
by id_not_here_ December 4, 2014
mugGet the fag bagmug.

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