The word D Day is most commonly known as being of historical meaning. However it is also a common nickname given to Wooldridges.
by Tommy Tynan July 4, 2008
Get the D Daymug. Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)
History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
Get the President's Daymug. Tyla and I have been best friends for 10 years through all the bullshit, she has remained. She’s a real day one! 🙌🏾
by Free__key February 12, 2019
Get the Day onemug. 1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.
The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.
A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.
2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.
A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.
2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.
Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"
Dan: "that's what she said!"
Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"
Dan: "marble like my dick!"
Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"
Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"
Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
Dan: "that's what she said!"
Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"
Dan: "marble like my dick!"
Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"
Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"
Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"
by Euge K December 4, 2010
Get the day tradermug. i thinks it's hialrious how people are so pathetic they have to throw shit at Green Day for them having a political opinion. It makes me think you have no opinion, about politics...that you're obviously confused about your own sexuality...and stalkingly obbessed with cocks and butt-fucking. American Idiot is the name of the cd you silly billys...Mike, Tre, and Billie are making fun of you, but they can't give shout-outs on their cd, so it was their only other option to call it American Idiot. Jealousy doesn't get you far in life. Take some advice from the guys of Green Day...walk an empty street...until you get hit by a car and you die. ;)
FuglrRedneckman: Green Day are all gay fags, their songs suck so bad, don't wanna be an ameikawn idyawt..bla bla
intelligiblegrl: awwww look mommy it's trying to speak to us!
FuglyRedneckman: *gets red in the face from trying to think and speak at the same time* *falls over and passes out, dreaming about Bj, tre and mike*
intelligiblegrl: awwww look mommy it's trying to speak to us!
FuglyRedneckman: *gets red in the face from trying to think and speak at the same time* *falls over and passes out, dreaming about Bj, tre and mike*
by Just give me novacaine~ April 2, 2005
Get the green daymug. 1. Yeah whatever we already know the definition of field day that EVERYONE knows... (that day in elementary school once a year when you go play general fuck around outside) but i have a better definition... 2. When someone in authority/authority of feelings has fun just because they have the power to, its really not necessary, because in most cases the person does it just to be an authoratative asshole. 2a someone in authority can be a fire commissioner that goes into a loaded club when everyone is having fun and orders it closed (what an asshole) hes probably pissed off and jealous because he cant grind with the hot girls because he is married. 2b someone in authority of feelings is when someone you really care about is a fuckin stupid immature asshole about it and maybe, just maybe, a possibility of a little prick of a thought; grow the fuck up a little and get a clue (however, that may be too much to ask for a stuck up bitch) so they dont get a clue and basicly dont give a shit about any one but themselves. Thanks.
im only gonna do an example for 2a.. Hey , OH SHIT ?! WTF?! why the fuck are they closing the club? ... because the fire commisioner decided to have a field day with the amount of people in the club and issue summonses/tickets to the owner and kick everyone out with police escort ... wat the fuck man, this is bullshit there were so many hot girls i was dancin with
by MYNAMEIST July 16, 2008
Get the field daymug. A band that has no talent. Especially Tre Cool. The same fucking drum beat everytime.
Sure, they inspired a few of my favorite bands, but that does not mean I have to like them.
Sure, they inspired a few of my favorite bands, but that does not mean I have to like them.
by meowhghgkhgk May 1, 2006
Get the green daymug.