boner lips

Crusty old lips that are harder than a rock. Tend to be difficult to kiss and mostly found on horny little boys

Isaiah had boner lips and I could not kiss him anymore

by Bitchybootyqueen April 23, 2017

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to 👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌

omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!

by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 5, 2011