getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson November 29, 2012

Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean

A term used to describe an obese hamster that is likely to commit suicide by its owner not giving it enough gelato.

My hamster is becoming a Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean but I can't find Gelato on Amazon.

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean September 17, 2018

Oops I spilled my beans!

When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.

The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.

by Runaway666 December 19, 2014

Beans rice jesus christ and byron

WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!

Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON

by Spirit_eyes56 December 31, 2021

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.

Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?

by Angel & Matt October 05, 2005

chill your chili beans

To calm down and stop flipping out.

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"

by Ezomz January 13, 2009

How many beans make 5

British term. A shibboleth designed to establish whether a person had learned nonsense rhyme "one bean ,two bean,a bean and a half and half a bean" from his Nanny and thereby establish upper or upper middle class origins.

" That fellow isn't our sort at all ,he doesn't even know how many beans make 5"

by Thorhalland August 29, 2008