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paragraph bomb

noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.
Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?

Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb
by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009
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fudge-bomb

A massive poo that you take that looks like smooth chocolate fudge and it drops like a bomb with a splash-back.

Another name for faeces, poo, turd etc
Oh damn i took a massive fudge-bomb in the toilet!
by knort November 15, 2011
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bee bomb

A bomb. With bees in it. This is usually yelled loudly.
President Nixon: "We have a difficult decision to make. Flee in terror, or face the tremendous threat of bee bombs."
by SSHG May 1, 2009
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cherry bomb

The action of taking a woman's virginity while she is on her period. Popping her cherry, while she is already bleeding.
Jason pulled a total CHERRY BOMB on his girlfriend last night. There was blood every where.
by white_wabbit May 5, 2015
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Crotch Bomb

Child, offspring, rugrat, demon seed, etc.
"Man, she's drunk - where's her kid at?"

"She left her little crotch bomb at her mothers house so she could go out, get drunk and pull a train on those guys who were in town for the NASCAR race."

"Noice."
by Bob Bobaroonie March 26, 2010
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face-bomb

Act of posting vulgar, profane, or other offensive material in a comment, post, or response on Facebook.
Steve: Wow, that comment was really off-color.
Greg: Yeah, not cool of him to face-bomb her status like that.
by Adreniline February 8, 2010
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Glitter Bomb

When a stripper shoots glitter out of her snatch.
Dude, you totally just got glitter bombed by that stripper.
by 13Boss August 7, 2015
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