paragraph bomb

noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.

Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?

Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb

by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009

Crotch Bomb

Child, offspring, rugrat, demon seed, etc.

"Man, she's drunk - where's her kid at?"

"She left her little crotch bomb at her mothers house so she could go out, get drunk and pull a train on those guys who were in town for the NASCAR race."

"Noice."

by Bob Bobaroonie March 26, 2010

cherry bomb

The action of taking a woman's virginity while she is on her period. Popping her cherry, while she is already bleeding.

Jason pulled a total CHERRY BOMB on his girlfriend last night. There was blood every where.

by white_wabbit May 5, 2015

bee bomb

A bomb. With bees in it. This is usually yelled loudly.

President Nixon: "We have a difficult decision to make. Flee in terror, or face the tremendous threat of bee bombs."

by SSHG May 1, 2009

fudge-bomb

A massive poo that you take that looks like smooth chocolate fudge and it drops like a bomb with a splash-back.

Another name for faeces, poo, turd etc

Oh damn i took a massive fudge-bomb in the toilet!

by knort November 15, 2011

emotomic bomb

A sudden blast of overwrought emo that comes out of nowhere, usually caused by something that just happened in the user's life but which no one witnessing the emo is yet aware of; often peppered with four-letter words.

"After today, I'm am only using Twitter for self-promotion purposes. Fuck this. Fuck the celebration of mediocrity! Fuck it all!"

"Whoa, what's with the emotomic bomb, Oppenheimer?"

by shockist March 24, 2009

song bombed

the state of being unable to write original music due to the successful completion of a prior work

"After finishing the last piece, I was song bombed for four days."

by Big Steve November 8, 2003