No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary
Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!
by @coomified on Instagram February 02, 2021
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April Dawn Kite

April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,

She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
April Dawn Kite is love forever,!!!
by 2Lucid May 08, 2021
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April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!
by 48494939297264 April 08, 2022
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Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021
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April 27

National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.
Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?

Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!
by AquaChad April 27, 2021
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April 27

The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.
April 27 is ass
by Fcknigha April 26, 2021
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April 27

April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.
Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes
by Realtropi March 24, 2023
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