One Legged Pirate

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

One Touch Love

A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.

This method of love expression is predominant between males.

A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.

Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.

by Hoshiko_Malfoy August 4, 2008

one eyed milkman

A man's weehole at the end of his penis, out of which also 'the milkman' delivers 'the cream', but only if he feels like it.

Percy showed Doris his one eyed milkman. She liked it because she had ordered double cream. She loves to swallow.

by Ernie (and he drives the fastest milkfloat in the June 18, 2003

one night stand

The act of having intercourse with a person but having no further relations to them after that.

"Nah man, it was only a one night stand, she was sexy though."

by acrobativity June 2, 2017

one inch wonder

The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.

Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.

by quarter inch killaz r c00l yo January 10, 2006

One Winged Angel

1. Sephiroth, the antagonist in the popular video game "Final Fantasy VII."

2. The über-cool song that plays when you face off against him in said popular game.

Perhaps the greatest video game song ever is "One Winged Angel" by Uematsu-san.

by BLARG man October 7, 2004

Twist one off

To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation

I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night

by Smack Noodles May 2, 2006