This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
Get the Shirtless Americanmug. Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
Get the American Roulettemug. by WsdWpb September 6, 2021
Get the thick american accentmug. by qluz July 15, 2022
Get the American momentmug. When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023
Get the The American flag shaftmug. B-list martial arts movie that spawned a late eighties series of cinema masterpieces about an American Ninja that has to do battle with evil forces. The sequel deals with an evil crime lord that's trying to create a horde of 'super ninjas' on a remote island, until Michael Dudikoff, the chief protagonist turns up to kick some ass in highly filmic, premeditated fashion. Also stars Carl Weathers AKA Action Jackson.
Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.
Michael Dudikoff is a b-movie actor and martial arts practitioner and has also appeared in a number of television commercials.
by Golm December 17, 2012
Get the The American Ninjamug. The lightest color of black with the presence of light. Still part of black with it's own individuality.
He was clowned by his brother for calling himself Ebony American because Black American is defined with the absence of light. Selah....
by AD42 Returns January 15, 2022
Get the Ebony Americanmug.