no u

the best comeback to any roast attempt

guy 1: your mom of homo gay
guy 2: no u
guy 1: oh shit nibber

by yourmomofhomogay January 29, 2018

no u

“No u” is known as one of societies most offensive and demolishing comebacks. There is no way to avoid these words, nor respond to them. If these words are said to you, you just simply sit their and accept your ultimate and eternal defeat.

person: “ur mom gay”
super cool dude ever: “no u”
person: *dies*

by Akakakakkakakakkakakkakaka April 3, 2019

no u

when you get called gay, you say no u

"you're gay"
"no u"
"ouch, that's good"

by Grand Daddy February 13, 2018

No U

When Your In A Argument, or In a Insult Battle (Same thing) if they speak about you or your family just say no u

Person 1 : Go Die in a hole you useless peice of shit
Person 2 : No u

by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019

u no it

a word that u say when ur mom tells u to clean, or ur mad, or u have nothing else to say!! especially when ur mad @ ur thomas the train friends!!!

MOM: clean ur room NOW!
ME: u no it!!

by 🥰🐢 June 16, 2019

No u

An urge to sleep with the person above you

Sam: shut up
Bob: no u
(Sam and bob fuck)

by Real person that is real May 23, 2020

U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024