Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths

Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!

by Nugget32 June 9, 2022

No U

When Your In A Argument, or In a Insult Battle (Same thing) if they speak about you or your family just say no u

Person 1 : Go Die in a hole you useless peice of shit
Person 2 : No u

by FaZe N1NJ4 February 22, 2019

no u

when you get called gay, you say no u

"you're gay"
"no u"
"ouch, that's good"

by Grand Daddy February 13, 2018

No u

The #2 best come back the #1 best comeback is drum roll please Uno reverse card

A:yo mama have a is have big stupid
B: no u👌😎👌

by 👌('0')👌 July 14, 2019

Do what u gotta do

No matter what situation your in even if its a bad one.. If you got yourself into it just do what u gotta do.

So I met this chick at the bar but she's not that hot but she's DTF.. Just "do what u gotta do".

by VegasBombshell October 1, 2013

U up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

No u

An urge to sleep with the person above you

Sam: shut up
Bob: no u
(Sam and bob fuck)

by Real person that is real May 23, 2020