fuck you money

The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.

When I grow up I want to be a shitposter on the internet with 'fuck you money' like Notch.

by Phelen February 27, 2017

Let you go

I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.

Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-

You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna let you go. Bye.

Them: Oh, uh, yeah. Bye.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

What, you egg?

The iconic Shakespeare insult that shook tha nation. Egg meaning egg.

Ever been stabbed by a person or thought of stabbing another? Well I’ve got the thing for you!

Mom: Not my son!!!!! :0
Intruder: What, you egg?! :<
*stabs*
Son: Nooooo :(

by Handymany;) June 10, 2018

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.

Sometimes you do the pounding and sometimes you get pounded.

Sometimes you are the hammer and sometimes you are the nail.
And some people are always the hammer.
Richard is such a nail.

by L. Benjamin November 18, 2007

May the force be with you

1. Saying "May the force be with you" would be to wish someone well, that they would succeed and be protected from dangers. The Force can enhance natural physical and mental abilities, including strength and accuracy, according to the Star Wars movies.

It can mean the same thing. It can also mean: good luck, be well, good fortune, may good things happen to you.

Good Bye Dude, May the force be with you !

by SwaggerAura December 16, 2011

You like jazz

A Word said by Barry B. Benson in the bee movie

The liking of Jazz
You like jazz

by TheFreshestMemes February 28, 2017

You sit down when you pee!

When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them

Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!

by Akilles September 12, 2005