When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
by buick159 January 30, 2009
Get the peanut butter and jellymug. Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
Get the Danish Butter Cookiemug. by big dick sosa September 22, 2019
Get the peanut butter smugglermug. Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.
by redhead91 March 11, 2010
Get the Sucking the butter tubmug. If they want me to accept the job, they are going to have to really put butter on it. The current salary and benefits are not enough.
by seattleslang January 9, 2015
Get the really put butter on itmug. by LtBeast October 30, 2022
Get the Internet Truffle Buttermug. The sexual act of rubbing butter in a female partner's genitals (preferably one of your cousins or sisters), having her urinate it back into your mouth, then regurgitating it back into her anus and using it as anal lubricant
"Hey dude last night I did an Alabama butter churn with my sis"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
"This is why we don't talk anymore you sick fuck"
by NotNath April 15, 2021
Get the Alabama butter churnmug.