ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

by cheekr July 28, 2009

ass parlor

a whore house, or a place where all the women got back

I think I might take me a trip to the ass parlor cause Im looking to get busy.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

PICASSO ASS

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks.

Holy crap! That girls got a picasso ass!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

fat ass

a fat fuck who only thinks about eating and doesnt have anything better to do

"damn that guy Joe is such a fat ass since he only thinks about eating food"

by paula rangel April 12, 2008

ass neck

flap of skin between testicles/vagina and anus. Similar to Harry Wurzbach, but can be used for both sexes

"I'll choke you by your ass neck, I will!!!"

by Smapdee May 6, 2003

fire ass

When you go to Taco Bell and your smomach starts bubbling and you have massive diarrhea. After you stand up and your ass is burning, the sensation is known as "fire ass".

You: Dude, that Taco Bell tasted so good last nite
Me: I dunno, man it didn't agree with me. Yo, that shit give me fire ass!

by Dave516 March 13, 2008

ass clown

ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.

I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?

by Traumatized April 22, 2008