The Shaun Jake

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

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Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner

Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*

by user12916286271 October 7, 2025

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Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021

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im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: " im jaking it."

by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025

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Jake

A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘

Girl1:Wow look at him
Girl2:i know right he is so cute!😜
Jake:Make ladies how are you?

by anonymous November 28, 2020

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Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.

AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.

by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023

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