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dick rider 

my friend jackob
MAN JACKOB IS A DICK RIDER
dick rider by BIGDICKRANDY45 June 6, 2024

Coochie rider 

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.
After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"

Ass rider 

Person 1: I saw Shrek riding his ass, he's an ass rider!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Don't you know? Ass means donkey!
Person 2: Ohhhh
Ass rider by hibiji February 27, 2025

Pile Rider 

This is a sexual endeavor that involves two males. The bottom gets in the pile driver position (stacked up on their neck) while the top stands over but faces away the opposite direction. The bottom pushes his penis up towards the tops anus, and the top points his penis down towards the bottoms. As the top lowers down he simultaneously penetrates the bottom while being penetrated. The top is pile driving while riding.
“I walked in on Dom and Shaun yesterday after baseball practice, they were doing the pile rider, guess who was on bottom?”
Pile Rider by anonymous March 3, 2025

Bad rider 

A description for anything that is abnormally cool, tough, or high preforming. Used in referral to noun such a person, animal, vehicle or object. Often used in the western world and can commonly be used in reference to a vape or ecig.
Hey man I’m tryna hit your vape, toss me that Bad rider would ya?

Dick rider 

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.