brass monkey

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame

"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53

by Crassius June 24, 2021

monkey nub

A particularly bony and protruding tailbone

Her monkey nub poked him in the hip when they spooned.

by randomhuman999 September 14, 2012

gainer monkey

a freerunner or parkour kid that gainers. Part of a group of freerunners.

Bill- " They are an awesome group of gainer monkeys."
Mike- " That one can't even slant gainer."

by parkour-theworld October 6, 2012

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

by smarteepants May 10, 2012

flipping monkeys

incessant, continuous laugh over a simple item or object such as a toy, picture... usually associated with younger children possibly English in origin relating to the delight associated with children when viewing the monkeys in exhibits or shows in zoos, carnivals...

The baby went flipping monkeys over the new, cute toy we bought her.

by olllover December 30, 2011

monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012