Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012

Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.

My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!

by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021

Big smart Mexican

No need for one. It’s Alan

Alan is a Big smart Mexican

by Yokai Man May 27, 2021

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019