dit me Viettel

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is very low and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.

"Holy shit,he's randomly teleporting around the map, he must using NeverLose.cc!" - "Don't be worried, he said "dit con me viettel", he's just lagging."
"Stop AFK-ing bro, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play,dit me viettel lam an nhu lon"

by leg1T_VN April 16, 2022

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Pick me guy

A guy that talks bad about himself to get compliments from others (mostly from people he is interested in)

Pick me guy: “i’m so ugly and stupid… why would anyone hang out with me… i don’t deserve you…”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”

me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”

by jipstylesx July 21, 2021

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.

"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

by Goobie April 4, 2019

Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017