trash dragon

A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.

Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."

by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020

catching the dragon

When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.

I was with this girl last night night and now I think I am catching the dragon.

by thedragoniswithme August 4, 2014

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Komodo dragon attack

When you are having sex you can pull a Komodo dragon attack. This is when you erect your penis to full, then spew your cum all over your room. This will assert dominance over your opponents.

“Hey Jim, yesterday I won the competition using the Komodo dragon attack”

by Xx_sexgod87_xX October 10, 2019

Hot Dragon

Noun: A male shaped phallic object leaving a menstruating vagina.

Jill sucked Jack's hot dragon after they rode the crimson tide.

Jack's dick looked like a hot dragon when he pulled out.

by HotSauceCovered June 16, 2018

Tooth dragon

A person who uses their teeth during fellatio

Christine Bradley liked to bite and drag her teeth along Jeff's wiener during fellatio. Jeff liked the painful, inflamed feeling he had on his peepee the next day reminding him of the night before with his fiery tooth dragon girlfriend.

by Christi Shea 32 October 22, 2012

Duche Dragon

A person who blows excessively large vape clouds in public

So I was walking around the corner and this duche dragon, hit me with a cotton candy cloud of bullshit.

by Hesalittleloupee May 30, 2023