A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.
"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."
by Clsimmons September 17, 2016

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.
Moon pie.
by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

by Anonymoususer362973 May 8, 2024

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016

Kai pie is more than I can describe in words. They're perfect, atleast in my eyes, and he's my best bestest friend! I love kai pie
Woah, look, it's that cool kid kai pie!
Holy shit I wish I were like kai pie *sad bc I know I'll never be as great*
WOAH!! ITS *THE* KAI PIE!
Did you hear about Kai? Yeah they got baked into a pie! 🥧😳
Holy shit I wish I were like kai pie *sad bc I know I'll never be as great*
WOAH!! ITS *THE* KAI PIE!
Did you hear about Kai? Yeah they got baked into a pie! 🥧😳
by BEAN!!:0 February 10, 2023

I made a letr fo my sweeet wife/sister sayin' she a cutie pie. However momma/ aunt Lauren saw the letter and smacked me right on my tractor arm for misspelling the word. Why am I so stupid? :(
by Gjorge May 9, 2018
