Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

Eat

To put food into the mouth and chew and swallow it.

Eat your food please.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Eat at Daddy’s

What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna

Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!

Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!

Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?

Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

Eats Bin Cycles

The act of using a girl as a decoy, a male getting a girlfriend to cover up the fact he's gay.

"Hey, did you hear about Jacob?"
"No, why? What about him?!"
"He eats bin cycles!"

by fivedayweekend February 27, 2010

nr eating custard

something that is on most boys snap stories multiple times a day often changed to “saving my custard for later”

“nr eating custard”

by shagasaurus rex September 19, 2020

Eating Farts

This means eating Ass

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass

by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023