My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.
by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022
A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
by Penistoucher9000 July 06, 2022
when a boy is facetiming or snap-chatting his girlfriend and his boner is blocking his face and it casts a shadow.
by Big Dick Mitchell September 23, 2019
by Pat Lark February 10, 2023
by Hat_Man December 18, 2017
The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
by Bigisland April 03, 2023