Skip to main content

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.
Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”
by Negus45 August 28, 2022
mugGet the Shoeless Par 5 mug.

.5

To describe someone composed of DNA made from two parents of varyingly different composition/being mixed.
Badboi: Are you .5 because you are Drunk
or are you Drunk because you are.5?
Drunk: Nah I'd Mix.
by TheAlcoholicBartender July 2, 2024
mugGet the .5 mug.

New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
mugGet the New Jersey - Part 5 mug.

Acer Nitro 5

The Acer Nitro 5 is a series of laptops made for gaming that is bundled with exclusive features that add to the gaming experience with high power. There are highlighted arrow and WASD keys, a button to check the CPU temperature, 4 vents, 2 fans, paired with a powerful RTX/GTX GPU and Intel/Ryzen CPU.
Guy1: I just got an Acer Nitro 5! It's amazing!
mugGet the Acer Nitro 5 mug.

5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015
mugGet the 5:30 Johnson mug.

June 5

Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
by i<3milk June 1, 2022
mugGet the June 5 mug.

5 Girl

5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying

5 hours - to tell if you’d hit
Yo she’s a 5 girl for sure
by HOTBROSKIE101 June 29, 2021
mugGet the 5 Girl mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email