David

Narcissistic, toxic, conflict seeker. Self obsessed.

He's a narcissist. Is his name David?

by Yourmomandyourdad November 23, 2021

David Bassil'ed

A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.

Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*

Another version:

OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!

by William-Shakespeare February 5, 2019

David

A person who has cheese in their ass.

Omg he is a David!

by WeeklyTea November 8, 2019

David Dobrik

Liza Koshy's boyfriend

David Dobrik is dating Liza omg

by Deisarsa August 9, 2017

David Bergeron

A sexy beast in middle school

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron

by FinnyTheFlopper May 2, 2022

david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024