Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

Moon beam ice cream

When the frequency is so vigorously omitted -> ice cream.

Moon beam ice cream is fun

by Da frequency May 31, 2025

Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.

Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.

by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024

Ice-cream butthole

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

I never actually found out but once my girlfriend said "You said you'd take me out for an ice-cream butthole!"

by anonymous July 31, 2025

ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020