Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Timid Top

A person who is dominant in bed but is otherwise compassionate, nurturing and loving to their submissive partner.

Also known as a soft dom/dominant partner/person.

Dan: “So is Henry aggressive in bed?”

Larry: “He is dominant but is more a timid top.”

by DeathChill September 28, 2022

Top

Louis tomlinson

"is harry top?"
"nope louis is, definitely"

by LEEEEBEEEE March 21, 2023

Top Spinner

One who spins the top and a strange, white liquid soon comes out of the "top"

Hey shit look at that top spinner, jizzing all over his mother's vagina (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

by word son! August 18, 2003

Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home

Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host

by Pwatson September 3, 2016