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Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb
Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul
by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021
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Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.
Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!
by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
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Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack
David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
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Crack

I had to crack lil shawty from the back. She was staring at me when I was dancing at the party.
by Anthony__Stifler September 5, 2021
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