Pootie special

The act or engagement of oral sex

When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010

texoma special

During sex, you pack a person’s ass with meth, then you fuck the them anally.

“Bro, I just gave my girlfriend the Texoma Special.”

by Catassassin October 10, 2020

special

a product or service offered at a temporarily reduced price.

"Mrs. Hill was a careful shopper, choosing house brands and in-store specials"

by Arminkshipper August 19, 2025

special special

a seriously awesome blow job.

Honey, can I have a special special for my birthday?

by Longwood69 March 15, 2011

Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.

Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.

by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023

extra special sorry

1. A terrified apology.

2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.

I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!

I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.

by ergolynn February 20, 2010