A middle aged man who drives an ice cream truck and prefers to pull into driveways to make the sale. Prefers to sit on the edge of serving ledge and ask several questions while the children patiently wait to give their order. Once the order is placed the ice creepman hands the MILF a Magnum double chocolate ice cream bar and states, "here this is for you".
The ice creepman is on the next block but due to frequent stops to chit chat with the neighborhood MILFs in which he delivers a free Magnum bar to his favorites 😜
by DizzydizzyD June 16, 2015
A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.
by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017
Asking your partner to cum into a container and place it in the freezer. After which it is chilled to be poured onto the body of the requester.
by BryansBeans July 21, 2022
Elixir of The Ice Dweller is an ancient drink commonly consumed in the far north. Legends say it grants inhuman strength and eternal youth to however drinks of it.
Elixir of The Ice Dweller is also know has hot cocoa.
Elixir of The Ice Dweller is also know has hot cocoa.
by Slavhjulet November 30, 2023
by Syit Koltave March 18, 2024
When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.
I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.
by Sganz41 December 22, 2022
You're acting like fake ice.
by Wienerdogz May 15, 2016