Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.

Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "

by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018

Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.

"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."

by Angry Larry March 12, 2023

Old Head

They suck dick and then they watch stupid shit

I just sucked some dick son turn on Sanford and son I'ma old head

by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023

Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.

Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.

by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022

sexy old man

Sophies english teachers

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man

by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022

old babymaker

The vagina :-I

Sisters, right? You can’t live with them, can’t stuff them back in the old babymaker

by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020