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fuck 'em & feed 'em beans

# when you have no regards for a person, race or group of people, in which you may have differences, then "fuck 'em" (in the sense of screw them or to hell with them) and "feed 'em beans" (as in the they don't deserve anything of any value from your world)
The boys down the street won't let us into their group so I say "fuck 'em & feed 'em beans." They don't deserve the time of day from me.
by madmyke September 15, 2010
mugGet the fuck 'em & feed 'em beansmug.

How many beans make 5?

It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:

Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.

My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,

"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.

"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."

Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
by S. Whiplash June 4, 2018
mugGet the How many beans make 5?mug.

shoot darn beans on a stick

Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night
by AutumnC October 24, 2006
mugGet the shoot darn beans on a stickmug.

how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.
"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"
by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003
mugGet the how many beans make fivemug.

son of a bean dipped mother frito

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008
mugGet the son of a bean dipped mother fritomug.

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.
What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!
by McFunkerson December 5, 2012
mugGet the getting your beans scooped outmug.

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