Mexican sloppy jose

A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand

For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Bobby The Deported Mexican

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.

El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

by MRblyat1 November 26, 2019

mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

mexican turtle flap

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

Mexican finger trap

When two guys Eiffel tower a burrito and another individual eats it off of them.

I had a three-sum last night and shit got real weird real fast during the Mexican finger trap.

by Robert Slay May 12, 2018

great mexican challenge

The Great Mexican Challenge is the south of the border version of the Great American Challenge. It involves teams of 3-4 people drinking 30 tecate beers and a fifth of tequila, smoking an eighth of weed, eating 20 tacos, and breaking open a piñata.

"Hey Juan, are you doing the Great Mexican Challenge tomorrow with Pablo and Jose?"

"Yeah man, it's gonna be loco!"

by AnonymousLion17 March 17, 2017

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016