Mexican pot pie

When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.

I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.

by Cheechanator August 25, 2013

mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

Mexican tool bag

A mexican tool bag is when you are going anal and the girl/boy poops on your "tool" forming a bag over it.

Dud it was so fun when your mom gave me a mexican tool bag last night.

by jamaaly May 6, 2011

Mexican-Molotov cocktail

This cocktail refers to a trinity of three Mexican superpower cleaning agents: Ajax, bleach, and Fabuloso.

After all my family left, I whipped out the Mexican-Molotov cocktail and did some ferocious cleaning.

by Subie Chica October 27, 2018

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.

My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!

by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021