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Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”
Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?
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Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
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Michael radford

A nice guy can make u laugh but is a cunt to a lot of people and most probably lazy and sits on his xbox all day
by Big dick michael radford October 11, 2020
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Michael

Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 5, 2021
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michael gallegos

That guys so attractive.
Of course he is hes a michael gallegos.
by Michael Gallegos March 8, 2017
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Michael

He’s the best kind of guy you can ask for, especially if he’s dark skin. He’s understanding and when he likes you he goes out of his way to make you understand the extent to which he likes you if you listen. He’s also really smart. There isn’t anything he isn’t good at. He can be quiet at time, it’s humbling & makes every moment just that more real and perfect. He doesn’t force anything. Whenever your feeling down, he’ll make you laugh, hug you, and if your his girl he will do that and maybe even kiss you. He’s also really great at reading cues, he won’t fall to far off script. He’s also really attractive, so much so you’ll be jealous. But that’s what makes him that more perfect because he’s loyal & honest and likes to keep things transparent with the girl he’s exclusive with.
Girl: I just need someone perfect

Me: Get a Michael, he let that dog go L-U-F-F
by Stinkbutt444 March 9, 2022
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michael richardson

A little knob jockey who always wants to be gang raped
I'm in the mood for a Michael richardson right now
by BigKnobBown May 16, 2016
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