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boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.
Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.
by study of wumbo May 17, 2012
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Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:
Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.
by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010
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job mob

A big group of faggots
A surprising amount of them are virgins

They also have really small cocks
Look it's job mob.. bunch of queers
by Shitty mcshitty March 15, 2017
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Job Creation

!.To create work from an action of government , private industry, natural disaster, or war. The Foundation for Job Creation was started in a New Jersey Basement during 2008 www.jobcreation.us and its purpose is to bring clarity to the economic theory of Job Creation.

a. Government stimulus or spending spikes in government spending is considered to be actions of Job creation.
b.Monetary policy adjustment and adjustment to money supply are ways the government can create jobs,
c.Private industry can create jobs in two different ways.
c1. Through the action of taking market share. opening a competitive business.
c2.Through the action of bringing innovation forward. It could range in creativity of music to creativity of a high;y technical invention. All innovation tied to funding and market acceptance will create jobs.
D. War- unfortunately war creates jobs. War is an industry and when an enemy is identified it creates unity
E. Natural disaster- unfortunately natural disaster is the most efficient job creator. When natural disaster occurs, humanity will react and jobs will be created.
Example A. The government American Recovery act of 2009.
B. The federal reserve lowering interest rates to near zero and printing money for circulation by sending an extra homeowner rebate check in 2008.
C.1.Mary opens up a digital sidewalk studio to compete with traditional advertising agency agency. Mary took market share and creates jobs!The ad agency maintained all employees and replaced mary's job too.
C2. Invention and creativity always create jobs as long as there is market acceptance. One example is the cell telephone.

D. War is easily explained as the worst of humanity and the best of humanity shown through the struggle to survive. Soldiers are workers. They have the most dangerous job. When high unemployment is prevalent many flock to the military. war is usually imminent in these circumstances.
E. The rebuilding of New orleans after the Hurricane in 2005.

Mark Nejmeh is the Founder of www.jobcreation.us and The Foundation for Job Creation. mark@jobcreation.us Mr job Creation was created by Mark Nejmeh and Mark Sehagian artist from detroit and an accomplished political cartoonist. friend MrJob creation on facebook today.
by Mr Job Creation 2010 August 29, 2010
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rim job

popular folk song made famous by the talented musical dynasty Famous Shamous.
"Just got home from work
feel like givin it a jerk
but your wife is ready inside
and willin to lick your backside
(chorus)
so hows about a rim job..."
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Steve Jobs-ing it

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
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steve jobs-ing

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
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