Skip to main content

Pants Orgies

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.

Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.

Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
Do you really need one? Pants orgies is pretty damn clear.
by Amaris and Lilly October 13, 2012
mugGet the Pants Orgiesmug.

Pants

Pants -

Definition 1- American word for trousers or any item of clothing worn on the legs.
Definition 2- British word for all types of underwear.
Definition 3- British slang for rubbish/trash in a ‘oh that’s annoying (pants) sense. This phrase is usually used by English children’s mothers which can usually get on their nerves.
For example -
“He was wearing very brightly coloured pants which stood out from everyone else”.
“Her skirt was so short, everyone could see her stripy pants!”.

“Oh it’s a shame the school has closed for today! They blamed it on lack of food, that’s so pants”.
by BruvWatUSayin’? September 30, 2019
mugGet the Pantsmug.

cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)
Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot
by chronikz January 25, 2022
mugGet the cream pantsmug.

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018
mugGet the monkey bum pantsmug.

Anna Pants

Low-rise and flare jeans.
I’m wearing anna pants to friendsgiving! 😍
by luv u November 22, 2021
mugGet the Anna Pantsmug.

Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?
by White boy thug July 26, 2015
mugGet the Pant puddingmug.

Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea
Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.
by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017
mugGet the Poo Pantsmug.

Share this definition