Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

Eat kelp

this is something you should not do

Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp

Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding

Don't eat ass in the halls or you will die

by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025