December 25

The day Jesus is born.

Jack: do you know what today is?
Hailey: December 25, Christmas! We get presents.
Jack: What else is on December 25?
Hailey: Nothing elder.
Jack: Yea there is. Jesus is born.

by Melissa Lee December 2,2019 December 1, 2019

December 2nd

National slap a Gabe day!

Me: hey Gabe.....
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!

by Disenfectant December 2, 2019

December 2

Ask your crush your crush out go get that sexy ass girl

Boy: Do you have a crush because go ask her out
Girl: Hey it’s December 2

by There are no more pseudonyms December 2, 2019

December 25

It’s Christmas bitch

Reeeee December 25

by Potato queen bitch December 2, 2019

Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

December 4th

December 4th is national kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 😘😘❤

boy kisses girl*
girl "what was that for"
boy "its December 4th"

by neko2025 December 2, 2019

December

No dick December.

• To sucking dick
• To touching a dick

• Teasing is okay

No dick December, can you girls/boys make it?

by Jobo_**56 December 2, 2019