Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

cream pop

What people in the Midwestern United States and Canada should call cream soda

What's your favourite kind of pop?
Cream pop.
Dude, it's called cream soda.
Go back to Long Island.

by Ando77 June 8, 2021

cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.

Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O

by Archdruid Creamblast July 22, 2017

Lemon cream soda

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

Volcano Ice cream

A very hot poo that comes out of your anus in the form of diarrhea, and burns the living shit out of your brown star fish.

I ate taco bell today and it gave me volcano ice cream shits.

by DABZnCali June 20, 2024

Ghetto Cream

Ghetto cream is that whip cream stuff in big containers that are very thick and are disgusting.

Molly: "Hey guys I got some whipped cream at Walmart!"
Nathan: "That ain't whipped cream that's ghetto cream."
Molly: "Yeah Yeah whatever Nathan."

by Idiotic Duckyyyy April 10, 2021

Double Cream

the deposit of two loads after tag teaming.

We double creamed that girl last night

by Dave_Das September 18, 2017