A carefully curated pre-flight cocktail consisting of a Xanax, a hydrocodone, and a Jack and Diet Coke. Taken 45 minutes before boarding to ensure you don’t care about turbulence, crying babies, or the fact that your seat doesn’t recline.
Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.
Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.
• “He said he was ‘fine to fly’ but ordered a Jack and Diet Coke at 7 a.m. That’s when I knew the Chris Ben0it was in play”
• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”
• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”
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