young cat

a beautiful magical WOMAN who is very hot and magical. oh yes =

you were a model for magical things?, your such a young cat.

by young cat March 28, 2005

clarky cat

A strong, new designer drug from London

Ecstasy, Speed, clarky cat

by joe macc March 6, 2010

cat piss

Weak tea. Tea with so much milk in it you can't taste the tea.

Farkin 'ell moosh that tea looks like cat piss. . .cunt

by CLAYTRON9000 January 31, 2010

dead cat

A pussy that has definitely been infected with some noxious substance that renders it completely useless to the owner, and possibly deadly to the user.

"Hey, Dave, how'd you get on with that bint last night?"
"Oh christ, Wilko, I wished I hadn't even set foot in that club!"
"Why mate? Something bad happen?"
"Yeah, there I was feeling around her underwear in the dark, and I felt my fingers being burnt by acid, and her flesh gave way to bone, then she was sick on me. And to top it all off, my arm's been burnt off at the elbow!"
"Oh jesus, Dave! Looks like you were feeding a dead cat last night!"
"Yer right, Wilko, I'll have to get rid of the body now..."

by magicalpat September 11, 2006

Thunder cat

An extremely fat cat, or person resembling one. A fat ball of true love

Look at that girl she is a human thunder cat!

I want a thunder cat!

Look at my little wonder cat?

by Pitchard December 15, 2011

the cats meow

When someone or something is the best or close to it. Sometimes someone can think there this but are not. For example a person with a nice new hair cut who is still fugly but think there all that.See the dogs bollocks or bees knees or all that and a bag of chips.The cat’s meow is a fairly uncreative alternative to the dogs’ bollocks when children are in the room.

person 1 "that shot was the dogs bollocks"
unnoticed child "what?"
person 1 "oh erm the cats meow"

by funnyhippo April 15, 2010

Cat Sock

When you decapitate a house cat and shove your foot into its headless body wearing it as a casual foot sheathe. Pluses (Warm for the first 15 min, Trendy, Various sizes and styles) Cons (Sometimes you get a hole in your sock when your big toe slips threw the cats anus, many times one may trip on the cats intact limbs, dirty entrails may be left behind)

Yo you silky smooth rhymin playboys see jim's new cat socks.

by swifty_c September 15, 2009