C

the third letter in the alphabet

Kid: A,B,C
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, KID!

by pluto1024 November 29, 2020

c=====3

A sexually sent emoji composing of multiple symbols by text or other means representing that of the male genitalia or penis. Often sent by someone online either as a troll of sorts or representation of sexual desire.

Or it's when someone online just had a stroke.

Situation 1:
A: c=====3
B: Ew why the hell would you send me that it's not funny
Situation 2:
A: Hey, what do you want to do?
B: {} <------ c=====3
Situation 3:
A: c=====3
B: Holy shit someone's having a stroke
C: Call a fucking ambulance

by Generic_Name idk August 2, 2022

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.

Person 1: My friend took the granola bar from my lunchbox again!

Person 2: I told you she was a C 2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

S. C. H. O. O. L

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

S. C. H. O. O. L.

by Bookworm of the dictionary April 17, 2018

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008

C:

The ever-lasting, radiating joy of your Windows drive.

Hey, look! The C: drive looks like a smiley face!

by Ay carabam August 13, 2024

Vitamin C

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid and ascorbate found in oranges and other citrus fruits. It's very important. Without Vitamin C, you get scurvy.

Vitamin C is also code for Caffeine (Coffee, Monster energy drinks, Celsius energy drinks, Arizona energy drinks, Venom energy drinks, Coca Cola, Pepsi). Vitamin C is used by high schoolers and college students everywhere.

Vitamin C is also code for Concerta (Methylphenidate. D-Methylphenidate + L Methylphenidate.). Concerta is used by many college students to help them study, and it's stronger than Caffeine. Concerta can also be taken with a few beers (Ethanol) or shots of vodka (Ethanol) and the L-Methylphenidate turns into L-Ethylphenidate, which is a little more Dopaminergic and less heavy on Norepinephrine, and the Ethanol boosts levels of D-Methylphenidate in the brain. 20mg of Ritalin is equivalent to 72mg of Concerta.

I ate oranges and drank orange juice and have Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid). No scurvy for me!

Mmmm. Vitamin C drink (Monster energy drink) with B Vitamins. Time to study!

Hello! I got my Vitamin C (Concerta 72mg) to get through all my classes.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 7, 2024