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What The Beans!? 

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
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Beaner Hunting 

Beaner hunting is the act of getting in a big 'ol beaner huntin' truck, a truck with a large bed and preferably spotlights on top of the truck's cab, and going out with your redneck friends to hunt down some dirty beans. The hunting can be conducted in a number of ways. If one prefers a ranged challenge or doesn't want to get greasy from his prey, they can use a .50 cal attached to the truck. However, hardcore K.K.K. members will want to get in close for the kill, using butter knives, pitchforks, or even just their bare genitals.
Rick and I are going Beaner Hunting.

After I got my new machete, I tested it out by going beaner hunting.
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

Give it the fucking beans 

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.
Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

beanie culture 

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.
Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.
beanie culture by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.
Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...
Sewer beaner by beechs November 6, 2017

Chino Beaned 

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd
Chino Beaned by Pipity July 4, 2019