Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3

Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met

by Bird<33 August 31, 2021

ohio cream pie

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

by JojoMelons February 6, 2021

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

air pie

Today it usually means something like being ignored. During the Great Depression, the phrase was "eating air custard and wind pie"; that is, nothing to eat; going hungry.

Last night's dinner was wind custard and air pie.

by paxnagape November 17, 2017