molly brain

When you did molly the night before, and for the next day and a half you feel brain dead and disoriented

Dude, i’d love to hangout today but i won’t be much fun. I’ve got molly brain cause i went to red rocks last night

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

having a fucking brain

not most people on this website

Greg"insert dumbass opinion"
Mike" can you start having a fucking brain"

by HAMBURGER007 June 1, 2025

Brain Drain

Brain drain:

When someone receives every written or spoken phrase as having a possible sexual reference or meaning.

When your mind is in the gutter; pervasive dirty thoughts or usually sexual in nature.

"Sorry, I've got non-stop brain drain today."

by JB21007 March 7, 2023

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

drano brain

Meth users. Heavy users whose brains are so fried they should no longer be considered members of the human race.

Tom and Sally now belong in the drano brain class of non humans.

by CoolLiving November 24, 2017

Brain Wattage

The energy the brain uses when thinking on topics and daily life especially relationships.

Megan told tony " Don't ask me that this late I don't have the Brain Wattage right now!

Tony always tells Gabe .....Dealing with Megan uses Alot of Brain Wattage!

by Roady365 December 31, 2022