American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.

Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch

by Baatar March 17, 2024

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 17, 2024

Peak American Male

Rick Dobesh

I am in love with a peak American male

by iloverickdobesh April 05, 2022

American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive

Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.

by February 14, 2024

American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.

American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.

by Hozedron May 09, 2024

Kraft singles American cheese

Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

Recipe: take two slices of bread
Take two slices of Kraft singles American cheese, put the cheese on the bread, heat up on a stove with butter on each side of the bread, heat up til cheese is melted.

by Señorita.Estrellita August 29, 2018

Euro-American dream

The experience of studying in Europe for free, working in a good position there and save money/building up your own company and afterwards moving to the United States to make use of the benefits of capitalism there.

Can only be experienced by people born and raised in an European country.

He studied mechanical engineering in Berlin, started a company there and when it started making good money, moved it to the States. He's living the Euro-American dream!

She's a supervisor in Pfizer. She actualy studied pharmaceutics in University of Tartu and Stockholm but moved here to live the Euro-American dream!

by dickbastian February 23, 2025