You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.
John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
by M July 10, 2004
Don't be an asshole.
Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
by VanguardVince June 09, 2012
A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water
-"How did your Phd Viva go?"
-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"
"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"
- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"
"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"
-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"
- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"
by DaClub January 25, 2018
by Jkns May 22, 2014
A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey you should drive out here and see me!
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way
Guy: umm idk its like a 30 minute drive
Girl:oh come on, dont worry i know the the 20 minute travel rule
Guy:ok on my way
by Privdonut2 May 30, 2009
by SomeRandomDude11 December 12, 2019
1. THE BEST FRIGGIN BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
2. Band comprised of Charlie Leveridge, Juli Smith, and Madle Padle. hot.
2. fIRST Hit, "Pieces of Me"
2. sECOND Hit, "So Yesturday"
2. cOMING Soon, "Romeo and Juliette"
2. Band comprised of Charlie Leveridge, Juli Smith, and Madle Padle. hot.
2. fIRST Hit, "Pieces of Me"
2. sECOND Hit, "So Yesturday"
2. cOMING Soon, "Romeo and Juliette"
by grandma March 14, 2005