Potato

When you and your friend are talking and your friend tries to be funny and random by simply saying “potato”

Person one:”hey did you see that ga-
Person two:”POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
person one: “jesus christ carl”

by Logan_roub January 10, 2020

British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

A Potato

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.

Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.

by Anony. Res September 12, 2023

potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

Trish potatoes

A mean nice person. Loves potatoes. Xiao simp. WE LOVE ENZO😍 not really energetic but yeah it's ok

Trish potatoes is good friend sometimes bad. We have our bad times. Trish Is a girl that is not caring at first but can be caring sometimes. It depends on her mood. Out of all she is nice today

by Kuniscara March 23, 2022

Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 8, 2023