<.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Action-Comedy Synopsis: "'Why Send And Receive Sexual Intercourse WHen YOu Can SMack BAcks For THe Rest Of THe W's ANd H's.'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021

(v) people who are broke that go out to bars anyway and wait for someone to get up from their stool so they can swig on their unsupervised drinks. They typically move from area to area so the can't be pinned down by a waitress or bartender and be discovered to be broke
My girlfriend got up from the bar to go to the bathroom when some guy tried to drink so we can drink. Little did he know that I was with her so I prevented the crime
by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009

by Pedophilosadist February 9, 2021

A term that originated on instagram to describe a opinion shared that the user thinks is cringe-worthy
Person 1: I empathise with the Joker sooo much, bro. The world is a dark place, my heart is black
Person 2 to person 3: bro you can feel the pain in his dih, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Person 2 to person 3: bro you can feel the pain in his dih, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by yeetyyeetilyyeetus August 10, 2025

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.
by SlugFish June 2, 2022
